Me and my baby going panic buying panic buying
Me and my baby going panic buying panic buying
Me and my baby going panic buying
Me and my baby going panic buying panic buying
Me and my baby gonna hit the strip
When the spiralling viral apocalypse hits we’ll be alright for oven chips
You know me I’m a UHT man
You know me I’m a ham in a can fan
You know me: master of disaster plans
I got pasta to last a man and his baby a lifetime
Me and my baby going panic buying panic buying
Me and my baby going panic buying panic buying
Me and my baby going panic buying
Me and my baby on a trolley dash
Me and my baby spend some cash
When rationing hits and the world goes to shit we’ll be the ones with the bog roll stash
You know me I love life’s little luxuries:
Powdered milk and batteries;
Diesel for the generator;
Margerine;
Gasoline;
Dry store horde adrenaline;
Andrex;
Durex;
Aspirin;
Breathing masks and apparatus
Come on baby, let’s go Tesco, Costco, Co-op
Come with me if you wanna shop
I got piles of love in stockl
Me and my baby going panic buying panic buying
Me and my baby going panic buying panic buying
Me and my baby going panic buying