There was a time when you and I might split a bottle of wine
Then split another and after recovering split one one more time
But since you addressed the problem…
I’m secretly drinking without you
Secretly drinking alone
You may have changed but I choose to remain in my hole
Secretly drinking without you
Secretly drinking alone
I’m pleased that you purged but I still feel the urge to get shitfaced when I get home
Drink your tea
Watch TV
Leave the recycling to me
With trembling hands I dispose of the cans
Noiselessly
You and your friends have chose to cleanse and in theory I’m keen to be clean
But since you abstained, everything's changed and I try to refrain but I miss being pissed every day
And so…
I’m secretly drinking without you
Secretly drinking alone
You may have changed but I choose to remain in my hole
Secretly drinking without you
Secretly drinking for two
Drinking my weight
Staying up late to avoid you
Secretly drinking without you
Secretly drunk half the time
Secretly thinking of when we would split those bottles of wine
Secretly thinking of when we would split that wine