Weapondog

from Dog Shit Tree by Matt Stockl

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People try to put me down
Just because I maimed a minor
If all this mauling gets you down
Take it up with my designer

I’m a Weapondog of the working classes
I’ll protect your kids
Take me home I’m yours to own for six hundred quid
I’m your personal pedigree predator

Vicious times, vicious breeds
Avaricious breeders lead the market
Man commodifies my genes
And hangs me from my family tree

I’m the dog you’re dreaming of
I’m the one you need
The coefficient calculator’s got nothing on me
I’m your personal pedigree predator
Ready to rend your foes
Daddy, I’m deadly and I love you
Throw me a bone
Let me lock my jaw in your heart

If the honeys all shun you
the bigger boy laugh at ya
silence the crowds with a psycho from Staffordshire
Hard-men and hounds go hand in hand, don’t you know

Hackles and muscles, saliva live-oh
A wolf in wolf’s clothing
Who would have known that a weaponised canine’s a hazard to have in the home?

I’m the dog your dreaming of
I put the pain in puppy love

I’m the dog you’re dreaming of
I put the bite in puppy love

I’m the dog you’re dreaming of
I’m the one you need

Put your muzzle on me

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from Dog Shit Tree, released June 20, 2022

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Cynical, satirical, lyrical, comical.

Daft songs. Grubby recordings.

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